Nikki plans to keep me up all night Sept 2, 2009 1:00am We will brush Jane's hair 1:15am You brush my hair 1:17am Fluff up the pillows 1:18am Throw the pillows we just fluffed at each other 1:25am Giggle at pillow-throwing until we collapse 1:30am General grooming time 1:50am Discuss the possibility of a looming federal election 2:14am Mention that time Keith Richards fell out of a coconut tree 2:21am Miki nosebleed time again 2:30am 'Grossed-out-by-Miki' time for Nikki 3:14am Start talking to each other again 3:18am Watch Michael Jackson's video for "You Are Not Alone" and get all weirded out 3:30am Decide not to make babies tonight as a result of 3:18am 3:50am Complain about how bored we are. Miki will try to fall asleep, and Nikki will continue to talk about how staying up this late is really not a great idea after all 4:30am Nikki wake Miki up from nap; need bottle of water from the fridge 4:32am Miki will fart, which is disgusting; Nikki stop talking again 5:00am Nikki fall asleep in silent resentment; Miki is long asleep 5:15am Miki wake up for a bathroom break, steps on Jane by accident; Nikki awakens, mad again 5:20am Nikki bathroom break, requires Glade Ultra spray because Miki didn't ventilate the bathroom; also, Nikki fall in toilet 5:22am Nikki wake Miki up again to tell him thanks for leaving toilet seat up 5:30am Miki get up and go outside to check on his car 5:34am Miki decide to wash his car 6:00am Miki come back for nap before getting up at 7 to shovel dirt with his dad 6:20am Nikki wake up and proclaim: "It's already 6:20?" Miki by this time cannot sleep, tosses and turns 6:34am Miki go look at his car again 7:00am Miki shovel dirt 7:01am All-nighter declared a complete failure by Nikki; Nikki roll over asleep 11:00am Nikki wake up for coffee -fin-